Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
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Directed by | Lee Demarbre |
Written by | Ian Driscoll |
Produced by | Lee Demarbre |
Starring | Phil Caracas Jeff Moffet Murielle Varhelyi Maria Moulton Tim Devries Ian Driscoll Josh Grace Ivan Freud Nicholas Edwards |
Cinematography | Lee Demarbre |
Edited by | Lee Demarbre |
Music by | Graham Collins |
Distributed by | Odessa Filmworks, Inc. |
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Running time | 85 minutes |
Country | Canada |
Language | English |
Budget | $100,000 CAD |
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 Canadian horror parody film from Odessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus Christ's modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Ontario, from vampires with the help of Mexican wrestler El Santo (played by actor Jeff Moffet, who starred as El Santo in two other Odessa Filmworks productions).
This film earned an honorable mention in the Spirit of Slamdance category at the 2002 Slamdance Film Festival.[1]
Plot summary
[edit]After a spree of vampire attacks on lesbians, Father Eustace (a Catholic priest) realizes that only Jesus Christ can fight off the vampires. Eustace sends two priests to a beach, where they inform Jesus of the problem. Three vampires, including Maxine Shreck, kill the priests, but Jesus kills two of the vampires by using the lake as holy water. Maxine escapes. Jesus goes to Ottawa, gets a haircut, and buys wood to make stakes.
Thirty atheists jump out of a car and confront Jesus, only to be easily defeated. Jesus teams up with Mary Magnum and infiltrates the hospital, where they discover that mad scientist Dr. Praetorious is performing skin-transplants to make the vampires immune to sunlight. Maxine and Johnny Golgotha defeat Jesus and Mary in a rooftop-battle. Thus Mary is bitten, becoming a vampire.
Jesus calls upon a Mexican wrestler, El Santo, for help. At a nightclub, they slay dozens of vampires, but El Santo and his assistant are captured. The next day, Johnny, Maxine, and Mary capture Jesus and bring him to a junkyard where his allies are being held. Eustace is there, and he reveals that he is a vampire. A battle breaks out. Jesus simultaneously fights Dr. Praetorious at the hospital. The doctor is fatally wounded, but Jesus heals him.
At the junkyard, Eustace stabs Jesus with a stake. A bright light emerges from the wound, killing Eustace and Johnny. El Santo shields a vampire whom he loves from the light, and Jesus cures her and Mary's vampirism. To his surprise, Mary loves Maxine, so Jesus cures her too. Later, Jesus resumes preaching, asking people to think for themselves.
Cast
[edit]- Phil Caracas as Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
- Jeff Moffet as El Santo
- Murielle Varhelyi as Maxine Shreck
- Maria Moulton as Mary Magnum
- Tim Devries as Father Eustace
- Ian Driscoll as Johnny Golgotha
- Josh Grace as Dr. Praetorious
- Jay Stone as God (voice)
- Jenny Coutts as Virgin Mary
- Ivan Freud as Narrator
Reception
[edit]Time's Richard Corliss panned the film, finding that "the comedy is slack, the song lyrics feeble, the pace torpid".[2] Ken Eisner of Variety took a more neutral view, finding that "the film is too silly to offend".[3] Jason Nolan of The Harrow deemed the production "horridly wonderful", although uneven, noting that "[w]ith a film like this, you want it to be bumpy".[4] Film Threat's Eric Campos gave the film a generally positive review.[5] On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 80% of 10 critics' reviews are positive.[6]
See also
[edit]References
[edit]- ^ "Slamdance 2002 Film Festival". Slamdance 2002. 11–19 January 2002. Archived from the original on 20 July 2003.
- ^ Corliss, Richard (29 February 2004). "Jesus Christ Movie Star". Time. Archived from the original on 12 March 2004. Retrieved 14 October 2010.
- ^ Eisner, Ken (10 May 2002). "Review: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter". Variety. Archived from the original on 19 September 2012. Retrieved 19 January 2008.
- ^ Nolan, Jason (2004). "Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter (review)". The Harrow. Archived from the original on 12 February 2008. Retrieved 29 January 2008.
- ^ Campos, Eric. "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (review)". Film Threat. Archived from the original on 23 January 2013. Retrieved 14 October 2010.
- ^ "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter". Rotten Tomatoes. Fandango Media.
External links
[edit]Quotations related to Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter at Wikiquote
- Odessa Filmworks: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter at IMDb
- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter at AllMovie
- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter at Rotten Tomatoes
- 2001 films
- 2001 action comedy films
- 2001 comedy horror films
- 2001 LGBT-related films
- 2000s action horror films
- 2000s Canadian films
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- 2000s exploitation films
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- 2000s musical comedy films
- 2000s satirical films
- Canadian action horror films
- Canadian comedy horror films
- Canadian LGBT-related films
- Canadian musical comedy films
- Canadian satirical films
- Canadian vampire films
- English-language Canadian films
- Cultural depictions of Jesus
- Cultural depictions of El Santo
- Lesbian-related films
- LGBT-related science fiction horror films
- LGBT-related musical comedy films
- LGBT-related science fiction comedy films
- Fictional vampire hunters
- Portrayals of Jesus in film
- Vampire comedy films
- Films set in Ontario
- Films shot in Ottawa
- Films directed by Lee Demarbre
- Canadian exploitation films
- Canadian parody films
- LGBT-related comedy horror films
- Canadian black comedy films
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